We don't need an overhaul. We need a new offense. Our defense is f-ckin' sick!!
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Careful with that LOGIC thing, Jim. You know how well that works around here. For the record, I agree. It's only Jason La Canfora who has reported anything at this point. Every one of these new "blurbs" has his name on it... Until we hear more from OTHER reporters, it's all speculation at this point.
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Switzer does not belong that list, Ken. If you don't agree, go read "Boys Will Be Boys" by Jeff Pearlman.
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Wow, what a throw.
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Fun fact.
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ifShulawasprez has got you there, Mia1.
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Ok, this topic is now over.
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WHAT CHANNEL IS THIS ON?!?!?!?!!?
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I really doubt it, but honestly I would do the same thing if I was the management. Ronnie was garbage this year...he should have hit that 500k bonus in week 12. Boo-hoo, a multi-millionaire missed out on a half-mil bonus...
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Who the hell is hitting cow's asses with banjos and what channel is it on?
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Aqua&Orange Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Futt, > > You need to show respect for Henning, his offense > has been around since 1958. I admit it, I laughed out loud.
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Dear Dan Henning, You are the old guy driving 30mph below the speed limit in the fast lane. Get off the highway so the people who know how to drive can take us where we need to go...THE SUPERBOWL! Love, Dolphins fans everywhere
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"WE MUST HAVE A GAME-BREAKER at RB!" Yeah no sh!t, Sherlock. That doesn't mean we spend our most valuable pick on one. Here are your 2010 1000-yard rushers and their draft round. Adrian Foster - Undrafted Jamaal Charles - 3rd Round Michael Turner - 5th Round Chris Johnson - 1st Round MJD - 2nd Round AP - 1st Round Rashard Mendenhall - 1st Round Steven Jackson - 1st Roun
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Something posted on Bleacher Report is a hell of a lot better than when you were saying, "OMGWTFBBQ THIGPEN'S STATS WERE LIKE BRADY'S". C'mon man...I know you don't like Henne but you're out of your mind if you think Thigpen is the answer.
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Offering a new dimension of sh!tty QB play is not the same as "leaps and bounds" better. Henne sucks. Thigpen sucks. Get over it.
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What does that matter? The Dolphins were SLAUGHTERED today. Nobody gave a sh!t when Henne put up good stats during a loss. They just say how he should have turned into Superman and willed the team to win. Thigpen put up barely average stats during garbage time. It means nothing. QB rating is junk. Week in and out all of the anti-Henne people said, "the only thing that matters in t
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Similar stats? I guess if you're wacked out on crack then a 47% completion rate with 1 TD is the same as 63% and 2 TDs.
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Throwing in the towel already for 2011? You either have a crystal ball or are just pathetic.
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There is no such thing as a premiere back these days. It's RB by committee, and there is no reason to spend such a high pick on such a plug-and-play position. On top of that, we have way too many pressing needs. Get that OLine fixed and anybody can run behind it.
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Henne has not played well, I don't think anybody is arguing that, so the anti-Henne guys can chill out with the "why do you still support this guy?" routine. What we're saying is that Henne is simply a failed piece in a machine full of other broken pieces. But what the anti-Henne guys continue week in and week out don't seem to realize is that there is a guy named Dan Moron...I me
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Joke topic.
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None is the correct answer. Given that past success is no indication of future success, why are we even talking about these SuperBowl winning coaches, other than the fact we're looking for a change and they're big names?
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Since everybody is calling for us to hire Cowher or Gruden... Name me one coach who won a Superbowl with one team, then moved on to another and won the SuperBowl again. I'll wait...
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Analyzing a draft less than 3 years later = Obvious Joke Topic
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I think it's fair to say Sparano will get another shot somewhere else if he is fired. I do think he is a very good coach, but when things fall apart, the head is the first thing to go. Fair or not, that's just how it works. To be honest, I'd like to see him stick around for one more year, assuming he can get a MODERN OC and another QB to push Henne, who I am teetering on the fence about.
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Inept.
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ChyrenB Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I'm pretty sure that from the above posts and your > IP address we've already got you for 1) inciting > to riot 2) inciting to commit assault 3) > conspiracy to instigate a riot and 4) conspiracy > to commit assault. > > Hell, AND if anyone does throw one orange, then > you also become respo
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McNabb sucks. End of topic.
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If Denver goes with Tebow they have no trade leverage with Orton. Toss them a low round pick and see if they bite and create some competition at that position.
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