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Against all odds PBIV seems to be on track. Hence, I’ve begun researching BIG dudes in college with a history of major surgery. So far I’ve picked a few great looking BIGGIES and expect to add more BIGGIES in the near future.
Of course the ideal would be to SUPER SIZE the BIGGIES and draft a really tall QB like Cam Newton. However, I’ve been informed he’s never had major surgery (pending the outcome of the BCS Championship) and therefore will not be considered.
Anyway. Congratulations to Ireland, baby tuna and Biggie T for the amazing show so far. We simple-minded fans can only imagine what type of BIGNESS you guys have in that secret stash of used lottery tickets. Please. Make us huge. Make us really HUGE.
Truly, your “hugeness” is exceeded only by our inability to comprehend the vastness of empty space. The empty silence between the thrown football ellipsoid and the sound as it hits the gridiron, falling to incompletion. Please. Make our incompletions complete with a vast BIGGIE harvest in the coming spring.
Stupid really, untill you shed some light on it, because it starts off like your going to judge big dude's and injuries affecting our draft, then you just go out in left field.
I mean is this a post to acquire Newton, or is it a damnation about not going after Newton.
All I see is a bunch of big words, that do not fold well together, and just leave's us simple minded reader's stumped to wonder WTF is this guy smokin?
Parcells comes in and...it's like he has the "secret" formula for staying healthy (a point HE underscored re the collapse of 07) and then draft BIG dudes with a histroy of MAJOR surgery in college who - subsequently - GET THE SAME INJURY in the pros...