If I had Stephen Ross cell phone, the call would go like this:

Ross: Hello, who is this?
Me: Lets not worry about the fourplay.
Ross: What are you talking about?! I am hanging up now.
Me: That wouldn’t be in your best interest. See, I have two friends here that think you might want to listen, Revenue and Power.
Ross: Revenue, damn, I haven’t seen him in about 4 months.
Me: Well, if you ever want to see him again, you may want to put a better product on the field. We love the field goals and all, but com’on man.
Ross: How about if I give you VIP tickets down the ORANGE CARPET?
Me: I could use that orange carpet to clean the crap off the bottom of my shoes. I need to you call a guy name Gruden. I also need you to wish Sparano and Henning the best. But most important, you make sure to keep that Nolan guy around. Oh, and make sure Henne NEVER takes another snap for the Phins.
Ross: Or what?
Me: Or your friends Revenue and Power are going to have another threesome with robert kraft.
Ross: NOOOOOOOOO!

Don't quit your day job.

It's sound like fun. Wish I was there.

Love the humor

Agree with Sparano and Henning getting the boot
Agree with calling Gruden
Agree with keeping that Nolan guy around

However if Henne sticks around he should be on a very short leash and if we do not draft a QB in the 1st round this year I will flip the f**k out!!!!!

If Cowher comes in, most of our players transition into his style of team.


If Gruden comes in, it will be a *COMPLETE* overhaul. No thank you.


Cowher is a better coach, anyways. Cowher should be the guy hands down.

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"When you suck long enough, you get a Hickey"

I didn't know Bob Newhart was on this board!