One of the funniest things I've seen in a while
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This is a moderated phorum for the CIVILIZED discussion of the Miami Dolphins. In this phorum, there are rules and moderators to make sure you abide by the rules. The moderators for this phorum are JC and Colonel.
To quote superman's dad Steve : 'I'm not sure why your here, but I'm pretty sure it's not to score touchdowns.' WOW, I guess you see things differently @ 24...
Thanking one's God for one's ability, skill, health, etc. is one thing. Believing that God gives a crap about which team wins a damn game is silly, regardless of which religion is involved. But BLAMING God for dropping a ball, in a Tweet that will be seen by millions...uh..extremely foolish. How about taking responsibility for your own actions, butterfingers?
I think Vontae incorporates religious statements in his tweets much more eloquently. He does things such as saying thanking God for another day, counting his blessings, etc.
For the sake of argument, let's assume for a moment that God did make Johnson drop the ball. Why would he do such a thing? Because he bet on the Steelers? Not likely--there's not a sportsbook in Vegas that would accept a bet from God. You'd be guaranteed to lose.
Here's another possibility. It was a test. Now I don't know what the correct answer to such a hypothetical test would be, but I'm pretty sure that posting a big FU to God on your Twitter was not it.
Stevie Johnson, last notably seen dropping one of the most perfect long bomb passes right into his TWO (not one but two) hands for what would have been the winning touchdown against the Steelers on Sunday has tweeted on the situation.
It's not sure whether he is jesting or not but it is reported that he has tweeted something to the effect, "I always give you all the praise and all the glory and this is the way you repay me?"
Talk about confronting someone who can administer to you the ULTIMATE attitude adjustment....like eternity....like in a very hot place.
Imho, the only thing a person(team) can ask for in a football game from "God" is that everyone remains healthy and that everyone enjoys the game. That's it. As I see it, God gave him everything he could with a perfectly placed ball right into his hands and the dumb ass dropped it. I can see this old bearded guys in the clouds looking down..."Ok you got it, you got it, shit you dropped it.".
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> Merlin Olsen?
I don't think Merlin Olsen (RIP) had ever even used the s-word. One of the squeaky-cleanest guys to ever play the game. I mean you have to have a good image to do all those flower bouquet commercials.
"I don't think Merlin Olsen (RIP) had ever even used the s-word. One of the squeaky-cleanest guys to ever play the game. I mean you have to have a good image to do all those flower bouquet commercials."
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So you think Olsen wouldnt, but God would use that kind of language?
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> So you think Olsen wouldnt, but God would use that
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> Wow.
No, are you saying Merlin Olsen is the only guy with a beard who went to heaven?
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> I never said he went to heaven, matter of fact, I
> never said anything there buddy.
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> All I ever did was ask. You were the one who was
> giving the info, I was asking.
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> Trust me, I am not in any way trying to start
> anything. Just asking simple questions.
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Yes I'm the one giving the info. I know everything. You, on the other hand, are only allowed to ask questions. Glad you agree.