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One of the funniest things I've seen in a while
Posted by: montequi ()
Date: November 29, 2010 10:57AM


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Re: One of the funniest things I've seen in a while
Posted by: Aqua&Orange ()
Date: November 29, 2010 11:00AM

Wow....all I can say is....wow.


I really feel I have now seen it all. This is absolutely crazy. confused smiley

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Re: One of the funniest things I've seen in a while
Posted by: KB ()
Date: November 29, 2010 11:17AM

To quote superman's dad Steve : 'I'm not sure why your here, but I'm pretty sure it's not to score touchdowns.' WOW, I guess you see things differently @ 24...

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Re: One of the funniest things I've seen in a while
Posted by: JC ()
Date: November 29, 2010 11:35AM

I was going to post about this too.

Thanking one's God for one's ability, skill, health, etc. is one thing. Believing that God gives a crap about which team wins a damn game is silly, regardless of which religion is involved. But BLAMING God for dropping a ball, in a Tweet that will be seen by millions...uh..extremely foolish. How about taking responsibility for your own actions, butterfingers?

I think Vontae incorporates religious statements in his tweets much more eloquently. He does things such as saying thanking God for another day, counting his blessings, etc.

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Re: One of the funniest things I've seen in a while
Posted by: Mia1 ()
Date: November 29, 2010 02:05PM

That idiot might have cost us the playoffs, the Bills should have won that game!!

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Re: One of the funniest things I've seen in a while
Posted by: Miami Reppa ()
Date: November 29, 2010 02:46PM

maybe i should blame god for not making me a millionaire eye rolling smiley

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Re: One of the funniest things I've seen in a while
Posted by: slipstream ()
Date: November 29, 2010 03:19PM

For the sake of argument, let's assume for a moment that God did make Johnson drop the ball. Why would he do such a thing? Because he bet on the Steelers? Not likely--there's not a sportsbook in Vegas that would accept a bet from God. You'd be guaranteed to lose.

Here's another possibility. It was a test. Now I don't know what the correct answer to such a hypothetical test would be, but I'm pretty sure that posting a big FU to God on your Twitter was not it.

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Player Blames God
Posted by: ChyrenB ()
Date: November 29, 2010 02:46PM

Stevie Johnson, last notably seen dropping one of the most perfect long bomb passes right into his TWO (not one but two) hands for what would have been the winning touchdown against the Steelers on Sunday has tweeted on the situation.

It's not sure whether he is jesting or not but it is reported that he has tweeted something to the effect, "I always give you all the praise and all the glory and this is the way you repay me?"

Talk about confronting someone who can administer to you the ULTIMATE attitude adjustment....like eternity....like in a very hot place.

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Re: Player Blames God
Posted by: Aqua&Orange ()
Date: November 29, 2010 03:26PM

Already posted.


IN B4 THE LOCK!!

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Re: One of the funniest things I've seen in a while
Posted by: ChyrenB ()
Date: November 29, 2010 06:14PM

Sorry, I missed this earlier. This answers my PM, A & O.

Great Post, Slipstream. You really could make money writing comedy.

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Re: One of the funniest things I've seen in a while
Posted by: ghotirule ()
Date: November 29, 2010 06:20PM


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Re: One of the funniest things I've seen in a while
Posted by: Aqua&Orange ()
Date: November 30, 2010 02:19AM

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"God? How about a check from Robert Kraft?"


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And free food for life in the sports bar.

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Re: One of the funniest things I've seen in a while
Posted by: Odenn ()
Date: November 30, 2010 03:53AM

Imho, the only thing a person(team) can ask for in a football game from "God" is that everyone remains healthy and that everyone enjoys the game. That's it. As I see it, God gave him everything he could with a perfectly placed ball right into his hands and the dumb ass dropped it. I can see this old bearded guys in the clouds looking down..."Ok you got it, you got it, shit you dropped it.".

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Re: One of the funniest things I've seen in a while
Posted by: Aqua&Orange ()
Date: November 30, 2010 05:58AM

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"I can see this old bearded guys in the clouds looking down..."Ok you got it, you got it, shit you dropped it."."



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Merlin Olsen?

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Re: One of the funniest things I've seen in a while
Posted by: JC ()
Date: November 30, 2010 06:14AM

Aqua&Orange Wrote:
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> Quote:
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> "I can see this old bearded guys in the clouds
> looking down..."Ok you got it, you got it, shit
> you dropped it."."
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>
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> &&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&
> Merlin Olsen?


I don't think Merlin Olsen (RIP) had ever even used the s-word. One of the squeaky-cleanest guys to ever play the game. I mean you have to have a good image to do all those flower bouquet commercials.

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Re: One of the funniest things I've seen in a while
Posted by: Aqua&Orange ()
Date: November 30, 2010 06:20AM

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"I don't think Merlin Olsen (RIP) had ever even used the s-word. One of the squeaky-cleanest guys to ever play the game. I mean you have to have a good image to do all those flower bouquet commercials."


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So you think Olsen wouldnt, but God would use that kind of language?

Wow.

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Re: One of the funniest things I've seen in a while
Posted by: Miami Reppa ()
Date: November 30, 2010 06:44AM


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Re: One of the funniest things I've seen in a while
Posted by: JC ()
Date: November 30, 2010 06:49AM

Aqua&Orange Wrote:
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> Quote:
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> "I don't think Merlin Olsen (RIP) had ever even
> used the s-word. One of the squeaky-cleanest guys
> to ever play the game. I mean you have to have a
> good image to do all those flower bouquet
> commercials."
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> &&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&
> So you think Olsen wouldnt, but God would use that
> kind of language?
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> Wow.


No, are you saying Merlin Olsen is the only guy with a beard who went to heaven?

Wow, indeed.

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Re: One of the funniest things I've seen in a while
Posted by: Aqua&Orange ()
Date: November 30, 2010 07:13AM

I never said he went to heaven, matter of fact, I never said anything there buddy.

All I ever did was ask. You were the one who was giving the info, I was asking.

Trust me, I am not in any way trying to start anything. Just asking simple questions.

thumbs up

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Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 11/30/2010 07:26AM by Aqua&Orange.

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Re: One of the funniest things I've seen in a while
Posted by: JC ()
Date: November 30, 2010 07:43AM

Aqua&Orange Wrote:
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> I never said he went to heaven, matter of fact, I
> never said anything there buddy.
>
> All I ever did was ask. You were the one who was
> giving the info, I was asking.
>
> Trust me, I am not in any way trying to start
> anything. Just asking simple questions.
>
> thumbs up


Yes I'm the one giving the info. I know everything. You, on the other hand, are only allowed to ask questions. Glad you agree.

Slow news day confused smiley

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Re: One of the funniest things I've seen in a while
Posted by: Aqua&Orange ()
Date: November 30, 2010 08:08AM

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"Slow news day confused smiley"



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HAHAHAHA!!! Is it ever! Oh my! This is a dreadfully painful day. There seems to be *ZERO* news.

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Re: One of the funniest things I've seen in a while
Posted by: Thirteen ()
Date: December 02, 2010 06:49AM


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Re: One of the funniest things I've seen in a while
Posted by: ghotirule ()
Date: December 02, 2010 07:31PM


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