Panteraize Wrote:
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> JC Wrote:
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> Crap music....maybe. Crap beer???? Sir, I
> challenge you to a dual!
A 'dual' what? Dual citizenship? No, I'm not ready to flee the country over it yet...it's not THAT bad. Just some stoner who can't sing and a sorry beer
You must be out of your
> mind! Landshark is ... one of the only
> Lagers on the market these days that doesn't taste
> like watered down piss.
I'll take your word for what piss tastes like, but honestly I'd never heard of this product until recently. I tend to not like many products from the major breweries. But then again, A-B brews Kirin Ichiban and does a good job, so maybe it's worth a try.
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> I'd expect you to wince in disgust at delicious Maine
> Lobsters
and you'd be dead wrong. I live in New England and feast on those tasty critters as often as I can.
> and/or opt for a movie theater
> hot dog over a perfectly cooked Kobe Beef fillet.
Never had either. And I won't get into a lengthy discussion on how those Kobe cattle are treated: hand massaged, yet force-fed beer (probably not Landshark) and overfed until they become diabetic. That's for the Michael Vick thread
> And Yes, these are perfect metaphors for your
> violent disapproval of this recent 1 year
> Landshark Stadium deal. The beer is comparable if
> not vastly more delectable than these things.
> Clearly I'm not exaggerating here.
>
Yes, Perfect and Clearly
> Yes, listening to Jimmy Buffet's music on loop may
> be enough to cause an otherwise healthy and
> rational person to claw his own eyes out,
There ya go, see? You're not entirely wrong after all
Obviously, this is all in good fun.
I don't care if they play flatulence noises over the P.A. and name it the Toilet Bowl, as long as it helps the team, I'm in. I was just shocked at the direction they chose, that's all.