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Two guys at a restaurant
Posted by: ChyrenB ()
Date: April 16, 2017 07:52PM

Two guys at a restaurant

No. 1 says: Did you order the giant hash browns?
No. 2 says: No, are you looking at the Bill.
No 1 says: I’m looking at my girlfriend’s Bill.
No 2: Did they overcharge her?
No 1: Yep. It’s the chief reason I hardly come here anymore.
No. 2: Why?
No. 1: They try to ram these charges down your throat.
No. 2: I’m gonna say something to the waitress.
No. 2: Hey, I’m no legal eagle or titan of jurisprudence but I think you illegally ripped off his girlfriend.
Waitress: Me? I make it a cardinal rule never to do that especially now when I’m suffering with this sunburn.
No. 2: Please. You’re no saint.
Waitress: I can’t bear for you to think I’d steal her cash or raid her purse.
Owner of restaurant: What’s going on here? I was cooking on my viking range and heard yelling.
No. 2: Tell her to pack her stuff. She ripped us off.
Waitress: He’s lying.
Owner: That does it. Take your jet black hair and dolphin shorts and red skin and get in your bronco or jaguar or ford falcon or whatever you drive and go.

Who sees what's up?

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Re: Two guys at a restaurant
Posted by: SCPhinsFan ()
Date: April 17, 2017 09:28AM

That was Yesterday's Pearl Before Swine comic. If I remember, there were 22 teams.

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Re: Two guys at a restaurant
Posted by: ChyrenB ()
Date: April 17, 2017 09:30AM


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Re: Two guys at a restaurant
Posted by: JC ()
Date: April 18, 2017 03:43AM

Dolphin Shorts....that is either very dated or written by a fan of Richard Simmons.

ETA: Yikes and the guy is in the news for being in the hospital. Get Well soon Richard! My Aunt has all your books and a few of your videos!

Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 04/18/2017 08:27AM by JC.

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