Two guys at a restaurant

No. 1 says: Did you order the giant hash browns?
No. 2 says: No, are you looking at the Bill.
No 1 says: I’m looking at my girlfriend’s Bill.
No 2: Did they overcharge her?
No 1: Yep. It’s the chief reason I hardly come here anymore.
No. 2: Why?
No. 1: They try to ram these charges down your throat.
No. 2: I’m gonna say something to the waitress.
No. 2: Hey, I’m no legal eagle or titan of jurisprudence but I think you illegally ripped off his girlfriend.
Waitress: Me? I make it a cardinal rule never to do that especially now when I’m suffering with this sunburn.
No. 2: Please. You’re no saint.
Waitress: I can’t bear for you to think I’d steal her cash or raid her purse.
Owner of restaurant: What’s going on here? I was cooking on my viking range and heard yelling.
No. 2: Tell her to pack her stuff. She ripped us off.
Waitress: He’s lying.
Owner: That does it. Take your jet black hair and dolphin shorts and red skin and get in your bronco or jaguar or ford falcon or whatever you drive and go.

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That was Yesterday's Pearl Before Swine comic. If I remember, there were 22 teams.

Right.

Dolphin Shorts....that is either very dated or written by a fan of Richard Simmons.

ETA: Yikes and the guy is in the news for being in the hospital. Get Well soon Richard! My Aunt has all your books and a few of your videos!



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 04/18/2017 08:27AM by JC.