Right now this Miami Dolphins team doesn't even seem like middle of the pack material, so I will start this off with the disclaimer that this game on Thanksgiving has no real meaning for Miami playoff wise.
But of course that is no fun, so I will write this from the kool-aid perspective that I had a couple of weeks ago. There is very scant hope of catching the conference leader so you're trying your best to get into wild card position. From that angle it is clear a Patsy win would be best as the Jest are a small threat that could climb back into the wild card race themselves.
Ok lets assume the following Conference winners:
Pats
Ravens
Texans
Broncos
Here are the teams jockeying for position.
Colts (head to head -)
Steelers
Bengals (head to head +)
and the long shots:
Bills
Jests
Phins
Titans
Chargers
My true advice: enjoy your Turkey legs on Thursday and invest if you can on Texan, Skin and Pats victories.