ChyrenB Wrote:
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> I was in Hawaii some years ago. I found myself
> too far out from the shore and tired as hell. I
> could feel the undertow pulling my legs out to
> sea. The shore was a distant scene. I thought to
> myself, "The undercurrent goes out to sea but the
> top goes to the shore. That's what creates the
> waves." So I laid belly flat on the top of the
> water, essentially this is known as the dead man's
> float, and sure enough, the top portion took me
> toward the shore and ultimately formed itself into
> a wave. After each wave crested I free-styled
> swam, four or five strokes and then laid
> belly-flat again until my body was again taken
> toward the shore by a cresting wave. I kept
> repeating this process. I did this about four or
> five times in all and I was back with the rest of
> the people near the shore. My present wife chided
> me for trying to impress the girls on the shore.
> Funny thing, years earlier I was in Barbadoes in
> the ocean and as I tried to get out of the water
> my hand got a sharp needle into it from one of
> those sea shell-like creatures. At that point, my
> FIRST wife chided me for trying to show off in
> front of the girls on that beach.
Yeah, you're a show-off. I often cut myself or almost drown to impress girls on the beach!!!
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 08/01/2012 04:59AM by montequi.