samsam3738 Wrote:
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> Never take your wife to a miami dolphins football
> game if she doesnt understand football folks.
>
> 1. She will drive you crazy asking ...........what
> the hell is happening on every play since there is
> no announcer and she can't tell what is going on.
>
> 2. She will want to go buy food every 5 minutes or
> go to the bathroom to freshen up.
>
> 3. This on is the big
> one............................She will want to
> leave by the 3rd quarter with the game tied at 21
> or with a close game.
>
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> Advice to everyone here if your wife doesnt
> understand football....
>
> 1. Give her one of your credit cards and let her
> go to JC Pennies which is a cheap store or ever
> KMart which is cheaper and give her a limit of 150
> bucks to spend.....Or else you will go bankrupt
> you know........
>
>
> 2. See the game with some of your friends at
> home.
>
> or
>
> 3. Go to the game which is more fun. You will have
> a blast.
>
> PS. Its just a different experience to see the
> players right in front of you live. Ive been to
> like 30 games in my lifetime never bought season
> tickets but ive been to a
> few.....Jets....Pats.....Bills.....Colts....Kansas
> city.....Pittsburgh....Nothing like it.....
I couldn't agree with you more. During the 2007 seaon, I took a girlfriend to the Washington game. It was a record high temperature and people were passing out left and right. Susan left to get some food, but insisted I stay to watch the game. She left me her bag with her cellphone in it. She didn't show for the longest time and I was worried and went looking for her. Couldn't find her anywhere and I missed a lot of the game. Finally, I gave up. Near the end of the game she returned with food for the both of us. Apparently when she left, some medical personnel thought she looked like the heat was getting to her and made her stay in a cooling area and gave her fluids. They wouldn't release her until they were sure she was 100%. That game experience set up the entire season. 1 and 15.