Give me just one week....

1. Desert island

2. 50 - 12 packs coronas

3. 200 cans of whipcream.

Then i can die.

Far too skinny for me. Give me the body type of Marilyn Monroe or Jayne Mansfield.

Chren im almost 50..........we can settle for roseanne arnold.



I will marry her i swear....Then i will put a few boobie traps around the house so i can be single again.

CASH OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Thats what i say every time im trying to take some money out of a gambling maching at seminole indian casino...

CASH OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LOL. Hey, don't do the Seminoles. They are one of the Five Civilized Tribes.

The financing guy where i work call me today from his office today and asked me if i wanted to go to magic city....

Magic city is a casino like 10 blocks from where i work.

He said dont let your wife you going and i wont let my wife iam going that way we can spend so serious dough over there.

He said he is taking a grand..and that i should take a grand as well....I said What?

I sAID Thats what i get paid a week man you want me to go into the poorhouse.....Just because you get paid like 500 bucks daily doesnt me i do too.

I told him i will take a rain check on that. Give me a couple of months to save up some money.

and as far as them been civilized...I agree..........the have those machines fixed big time.

Last week i won 900 bucks at seminole....I hadnt won 1000 dollars in quite a while....Now they are going to open a huge casino in miami where there was a racetrack...Huge place..

The seminole are going to have to ease up on the machines or else they are going to lose a lot of bussiness...

God, how I hate that song....

The song sucks a$$ but the girls are pretty darn good.

That's what the mute button is for.

Ha. Ha. SamSam. Google "Five Civilized Tribes."

I should have preceeded the post with 'watch on mute'