Who is all this chaotic Dolphins news confused my own self so bad that I decorated Easter Eggs, did the Easter Egg Hunt, and gave my kids their Easter basket to then find out that Easter isnt until next weekend?

---------------------

"When you suck long enough, you get a Hickey"

Don't worry A&O...being that our team is who they are you definitely get a free pass for your brain fart. And I'm not even going to laugh at you.

Aqua&Orange Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Who is all this chaotic Dolphins news confused my
> own self so bad that I decorated Easter Eggs, did
> the Easter Egg Hunt, and gave my kids their Easter
> basket to then find out that Easter isnt until
> next weekend?


You should have just told them April Fools... they would have been impressed with your elaborate Fools joke....lol

In the 60's that would have been called "trippin' lightly."

---------------------

"When you suck long enough, you get a Hickey"

I was gambling yesterday at the casino and one of my friends i went with.....................Comes running towards my machine and screaming i won 29 thousand dollars.....I won 29 thousand dollars...

Then he gets real quiet...looks at me dead serious and goes.

APRIL FOOLS.

SOB.

PS. MF................I thought i was going to get BROKE OFF...Since everytime i win i break him off a piece.

I was depressed on the way back home....He went in my car i should had let him ride the bus back to his house.

Yes Aqua you are in your own little world of fanatasy lol. Bye the happy happy easter lol.

Chyren, I would love to sit down and shoot the sh.t with you over a few cold ones, i'd be all ears listening to stories like the one above and some of your courtroom stories (i'm a huge fan of true crime books/TV programs).......but the second you start talking football.......i'm out!

dolphaholic Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Chyren, I would love to sit down and shoot the
> sh.t with you over a few cold ones, i'd be all
> ears listening to stories like the one above and
> some of your courtroom stories (i'm a huge fan of
> true crime books/TV programs).......but the second
> you start talking football.......i'm out!


Lolol.

ChyrenB Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> samsam3738 Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I was gambling yesterday at the casino and one
> of
> > my friends i went
> with.....................Comes
> > running towards my machine and screaming i won
> 29
> > thousand dollars.....I won 29 thousand
> dollars...
> >
> > Then he gets real quiet...looks at me dead
> serious
> > and goes.
> >
> > APRIL FOOLS.
> >
> > SOB.
> >
> > PS. MF................I thought i was going to
> get
> > BROKE OFF...Since everytime i win i break him
> off
> > a piece.
> >
> > I was depressed on the way back home....He went
> in
> > my car i should had let him ride the bus back
> to
> > his house.
>
>
> Well he is a fool 3 ways. First, he's an April
> Fool. Secondly, he fooled you. and Third......but
> most important.....
>
> did you see that Seinfeld episode where Kramer
> wins big at the track and yells and screams at the
> pay window? He then turns around to see a
> sinister looking character who begins following
> him?
>
> When I came out here to California as a 14 year
> old my aunt (RIP) was a horserace bookie. She and
> my Uncle took me to Hollywood Park. The first
> thing she taught me is to don't act like that when
> you win. Quietly collect your money and leave.
>
> It's enough that the guy behind you in line knows
> you're getting paid off without letting the world
> know.
>
> Years later I won $2200.00 on a harness race
> Exacta. And I quietly collected my money. As I
> began to walk away, I saw an old guy from a
> distance who yelled, "Hey, Brother, wait up."
>
> I ran and gave him the slip in the parking lot.

LOL.................I won 4 grand once also about 5600 another time...1000 a couple times playing bingo............thats the most ive ever won..................In other words im not very lucky.....

I collected my riches and left without making a fuzz....Its so nice to leave a casino with 56 ..........100 dollar bills in your pocket.

dolphaholic Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Chyren, I would love to sit down and shoot the
> sh.t with you over a few cold ones, i'd be all
> ears listening to stories like the one above and
> some of your courtroom stories (i'm a huge fan of
> true crime books/TV programs).......but the second
> you start talking football.......i'm out!

Someone is going to use these words against you when we are on the same side of some future argument and your basis is the same as mine.

Ever thought of that?

Okay A&O, today is the day. Happy Easter!

Crowder> You should have just told them April Fools... they would have been impressed with your elaborate Fools joke....lol


A nice cover, but I'm thinking A & O was all in by then. Pretty funny and at least you gotta respect him for owning up to it here.