Wait a minute. Now that i think about it i do not want ross to fire sparano at all this year.......Get him in a cast ASAP and on to the sidelines man.

We might win a couple of games if they fire sparano.

Thats a no no.

what good would it do to fire sporano now. so we could win 6 games instead of 3? better off with the 3 wins in this QB rich draft with a rookie cap

Sign Sparano to a long term deal. He ripped not just one, but two rotator cuffs for this team. Now thats heart. How can you get rid of a guy with that intensity and fire. I like it.

sleekdogg Wrote:
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> Sign Sparano to a long term deal. He ripped not
> just one, but two rotator cuffs for this team. Now
> thats heart. How can you get rid of a guy with
> that intensity and fire. I like it.


Yes he has shown a lot of heart. He was probably doing one of those both hands at the same time swimming strokes when he got injured. I agree he has a huge heart. Low IQ but Huge heart.

Hey, just think about how his old team chalked up a victory the Foreskins last night.

Yeah, that's right, SIX FIELD GOALS and no TDs wins the game!

Sparano's message to y'all fistpump-hatahs: "Who's laughing now"

Actually the more I think of it, the more likely is that he caused this injury while watching the Cowboys game last night, not during the Phins game.

JC Wrote:
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> Hey, just think about how his old team chalked up
> a victory the Foreskins last night.
>
> Yeah, that's right, SIX FIELD GOALS and no TDs
> wins the game!


If he was still coaching dallas.....last night.....he would had tore both knee caps as well. JMHO.

JC Wrote:
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> Hey, just think about how his old team chalked up
> a victory the Foreskins last night.
>
> Yeah, that's right, SIX FIELD GOALS and no TDs
> wins the game!
>
> Sparano's message to y'all fistpump-hatahs:
> "Who's laughing now"
>
> Actually the more I think of it, the more likely
> is that he caused this injury while watching the
> Cowboys game last night, not during the Phins
> game.
>

BTW JC good one. Very good one. Even better than the recent news.

One day recently Sparano was walking down the seashore at South Beach when he spies what appears to be one of those magic lamps that you read about in the fairy tales. On the outside chance that it might be real he picks it up and rubs it gently and, lo and behold, in a swirl of incense smoke out pops a genie.
You have released me from the lamp and out of gratitude I will grant you three wishes.
Tony thinks for a minute and says, "I want 200 million dollars tax free." <<POOF>> and when the smoke clears there is 200 million in gold bars in the sand at his feet.
"Great" thinks Tony.
"What is your second wish?" asks the Genie while rubbing on some sunscreen.
"I want to be handsome like a Hollywood movie star." blurts out the coach without a second's hesitation.
<<POOF>> and when the smoke clears where the fat boy stood there is now a bonified hunk with washboard abbs, not an ounce of fat, no warts, no scars and George Peppard good looks. I mean, the topless French tourists are salivating and dripping from their bikini bottoms and edging their blankets closer while lathering up with sunscreen.
"And what will be your final wish?" asks the Genie.
Tony thinks for a minute and says "I want to live forever so that I can enjoy all this."
"I was afraid of that." says the Genie. "Listen, it doesn't work that way, living forever is simply a deal breaker, can't do it, it's not allowed, I can't grant that."
Tony thinks for a second and says, "OK then, I want to live until the Dolphins win their next Superbowl."
"You sneaky bastard." says the Genie.



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 09/27/2011 08:16AM by Hooligan2.

Bottlenose stories are always jokes. They are not real.

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"When you suck long enough, you get a Hickey"

But Hooligan's post really happened.

I swear it really happened. I have it all on my cell phone video. The French tourists are for real.

Hooligan2 Wrote:
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> One day recently Sparano was walking down the
> seashore at South Beach when he spies what appears
> to be one of those magic lamps that you read about
> in the fairy tales. On the outside chance that it
> might be real he picks it up and rubs it gently
> and, lo and behold, in a swirl of incense smoke
> out pops a genie.
> You have released me from the lamp and out of
> gratitude I will grant you three wishes.
> Tony thinks for a minute and says, "I want 200
> million dollars tax free." <> and when the smoke
> clears there is 200 million in gold bars in the
> sand at his feet.
> "Great" thinks Tony.
> "What is your second wish?" asks the Genie while
> rubbing on some sunscreen.
> "I want to be handsome like a Hollywood movie
> star." blurts out the coach without a second's
> hesitation.
> <> and when the smoke clears where the fat boy
> stood there is now a bonified hunk with washboard
> abbs, not an ounce of fat, no warts, no scars and
> George Peppard good looks. I mean, the topless
> French tourists are salivating and dripping from
> their bikini bottoms and edging their blankets
> closer while lathering up with sunscreen.
> "And what will be your final wish?" asks the
> Genie.
> Tony thinks for a minute and says "I want to live
> forever so that I can enjoy all this."
> "I was afraid of that." says the Genie. "Listen,
> it doesn't work that way, living forever is simply
> a deal breaker, can't do it, it's not allowed, I
> can't grant that."
> Tony thinks for a second and says, "OK then, I
> want to live until the Dolphins win their next
> Superbowl."
> "You sneaky bastard." says the Genie.


I swear hooligan when i read the first sentence of your post i started laughing out loud and the other salesman that works on the other office right in front of mine....screamed and ask WTH are you laughing at man?


Since of course this is a joke thread the first sentence of your post did it for me.LOL

Hey i kept reading....Good one. Very good job.

Another way put........if he keeps coaching the phins he is definetely going to live forever.

samsam3738 Wrote:
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> if he keeps coaching the
> phins he is definetely going to live forever.

Sure! The fans won't (as we all commit Hari Cari), but Sparano will.

montequi Wrote:
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> samsam3738 Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > if he keeps coaching the
> > phins he is definetely going to live forever.
>
> Sure! The fans won't (as we all commit Hari
> Cari), but Sparano will.

I wont commit hari cari but i rather just die of old age instead of having to eternaly watching the phins $UCK.

Well it shows Tony knows himself and his team.