I have constructed a brilliant plan to bring back football, fufill the dreams of many fans, create job growth, stimulate the economy and save the U.S.. Without further ado I give you the U.S.'s first ever reality football league:"America's Got Football" or "So You Think You Can Play Football?" or "American Football Idol".... I 'm still working out the name. The way it works is I will be hitting the streets all across america searching for unemployed construction workers,warehouse workers, doctors ,couch potatoes, homeless, ex high school athletes etc. in search of the next great football player. I will also be searching nfl fanbase forums such as this one. Each player will make $100,000 but will only be allowed to play one season then must turn over his job the next season to someone else. What the league will lack in talent it will make up for in effort and heart.Think of being able to actually be a miami dolphin and have you control the fate of taking your team to the superbowl. And that's not all each team will be coached by celebrities icons such as Simon Cowell, Randy Jackson, Paula Abdul,J-Lo,Ceelo,Blake Shelton, Adam Levine,Christina Aguliera(who will also sing the national anthem),Howie Mandel,David Hasselhoff,Piers Morgan,Sharon Osbourne, and Steven Tyler. The Broadcasters will be Tom Bergeron, Seacrest, and Jeff Probst. At the end of each game america will call or text in which players they think played the best;then one will be picked from the bottom three by the coaches to be replaced by a new player.

You really spent 15 minutes of your life writing this? I hope for your sake football starts back up soon, because from the looks of it, I'd say that you're in the beginning stages of whatever the football equivalent of "*Space Madness" is...





*see Ren and Stimpy

Panteraize Wrote:
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> You really spent 15 minutes of your life writing
> this? I hope for your sake football starts back up
> soon, because from the looks of it, I'd say that
> you're in the beginning stages of whatever the
> football equivalent of "*Space Madness" is...
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> *see Ren and Stimpy

I think space madness has made it to earth.

I haven't mistaken a bar of soap for an ice cream bar yet, but I'm not making any promises.

I am levitating in my bathwater while I type this though.



Edited 3 time(s). Last edit at 07/23/2011 11:24AM by sleekdogg.