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Yea, are Offense Sucks but…
Posted by: BigNastyFish ()
Date: December 19, 2010 04:33PM

When you’re saddled with a terminally inconsistent sloth QB it’s impossible to game plan. Sure Henning is out the door, but just as sure is the simple fact that (SURPRISE!) Henne laid yet another egg.

Yep, he leads the offense and guess what, it’s at the BOTTOM (rock BOTTOM) of the league. Bye bye sloth incarnate. I’ll take a chimp over a sloth.

Obviously the coaching staff has ZERO confidence in the sloth but – Sparano and Ireland bet their future (rather exclusively) on him and I’m starting to think they BOTH need to go. I’ll probably chill in a few days, but their absolute incompetence in handing the QB position is worthy of dismissal by itself.

How could they have entrusted the future to a sloth like Henne? He’s the worst starting QB in the entire league – by a wide margin! It’s reprehensible. And furthermore, in violation of animal rights in most civilized countries.


Let's draft a G #1. Yippie.



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 12/20/2010 05:20AM by BigNastyFish.

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Re: Yea, are Offense Sucks but…
Posted by: dolphaholic ()
Date: December 19, 2010 05:10PM

Wow bignasty, I never heard you talk about Henne like that, I thought you loved him?

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Re: Yea, are Offense Sucks but…
Posted by: BigNastyFish ()
Date: December 20, 2010 05:15AM


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Re: Yea, are Offense Sucks but…
Posted by: dolphaholic ()
Date: December 20, 2010 05:41AM

BigStank wrote: "You know what's really funny"

That you chose to repeat yourself about Henne for the 1000 time?

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Re: Yea, are Offense Sucks but…
Posted by: BigNastyFish ()
Date: December 20, 2010 05:57AM

Hey dude, thanks.

I'm glad you’ve noticed how I've inspired the board and clearly defined the debate moving forward. As they say, when it comes to the BigNasty, just watch and learn my friend.

Beyond that, my subjective feedback on Mr. Henne is no less repetitious than the misguided support for the same.

At this point the season is over so let’s have some fun in other ways.

The Henne led offense is averaging 8 points a game at home (last 3 games)
Now read that again: the Henne led offense is averaging 8 points a game at home (last 3 games)

So let’s not confuse the essential issue, we need a QB. #1 Priority.

Can you hear the sound of that drum beating?

It’s getting really loud!

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Re: Yea, are Offense Sucks but…
Posted by: dolphaholic ()
Date: December 20, 2010 06:03AM

The only that could make this post complete would be dolfan1 chiming in and saying "Brady is the best"

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Re: Yea, are Offense Sucks but…
Posted by: BigNastyFish ()
Date: December 20, 2010 06:03AM

Per Dan Marino, there’s not enough QB’s to go around.

We’re in trouble.

No answer on the horizon.

The Henne groupies will get their wish and watch the sloth slop it up for another year, maybe more. Football, as we know it, will disappear from SFL.

The end is near.

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Re: Yea, are Offense Sucks but…
Posted by: BigNastyFish ()
Date: December 20, 2010 06:12AM

Personally I can't stand Plugs but I'd like him if he played for the Dolphins.

But of course some would say Plugs would falter under the Henning mind-meld conspiracy theory alien abduction with corn syrup sticky goo voodoo doll spell.

Oh well…



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 12/20/2010 08:22AM by BigNastyFish.

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Re: Yea, are Offense Sucks but…
Posted by: dolphaholic ()
Date: December 20, 2010 06:12AM

By the way it's "our" not are......just sayin

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Re: Yea, are Offense Sucks but…
Posted by: BigNastyFish ()
Date: December 20, 2010 06:27AM

use likes me bad inglish to fits the supject?

Bad = Bad = ???

I didn't want it to be possessive so I did the "are."

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Re: Yea, are Offense Sucks but…
Posted by: dolfan1 ()
Date: December 20, 2010 08:35AM

dolphaholic Wrote:
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> The only that could make this post complete would
> be dolfan1 chiming in and saying "Brady is the
> best"

I will make your day and post.... Brady is the..well you know. Lol. Now the question will become as they now will own our division for several more years, will he become the best ever?

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Re: Yea, are Offense Sucks but…
Posted by: BigNastyFish ()
Date: December 20, 2010 09:19AM

Plugs is THE poster boy for flag football personified.

He will go down

on a number

of teammates. That’s for sure. Plugs is pretty

pathetic as an athlete

but an above average bone

sucker.

He’s like your hero. And yet you can’t stand the fact he’s not into

you. So your heart is broken. Listen to some Barry Manilow

and feel better.

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Re: Yea, are Offense Sucks but…
Posted by: dolfan1 ()
Date: December 20, 2010 09:25AM

Wish he was on our team though

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Re: Yea, are Offense Sucks but…
Posted by: BigNastyFish ()
Date: December 20, 2010 09:34AM

Only with natural hair growth...

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Re: Yea, are Offense Sucks but…
Posted by: dolfan1 ()
Date: December 20, 2010 09:38AM

BigNastyFish Wrote:
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> Only with natural hair growth...


Lol, I'd take him regardless, toupee, plugs, etc. He is becoming the best ever very quickly. @#$%& hate it also. I'm at the restaurant today here in CT all you hear is the PATS rule the NFL and nothing will stop them now or in the foreseeable future, and I almost have to agree. The coaching and the moves they @#$%& make are brilliant. I hated listening so I left before ordering the lunch.

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Re: Yea, are Offense Sucks but…
Posted by: Wannyblows34 ()
Date: December 20, 2010 09:40AM

In other words Henne sucks! Yup I have to agree

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Re: Yea, are Offense Sucks but…
Posted by: BigNastyFish ()
Date: December 20, 2010 10:04AM

dolfan1 Wrote: I'm at the restaurant today here in CT all you hear is the PATS rule the NFL and nothing will stop them now or in the foreseeable future, and I almost have to agree. The coaching and the moves they @#$%& make are brilliant. I hated listening so I left before ordering the lunch.

Let me guess? Clam ChoW-dah or Cod?

I was 35 years in FL and now 7.5 in exile in Medfield MA (20 min out of Boston). Funny thing is this area didn't even know what football was until 2002 or so.

The homers up here ain't all that bright about football but they are really high IQ on lacrosse and field hockey. But then again, the nation’s elite HS football talent is in places like Florida, Georgia, Louisiana, Texas and NOT in these tiny weenie NE states.

Though Howie Long was a local home-grown product. Score one for homies.

What’s up with you being a Dolphins fan? Where you born there?

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Re: Yea, are Offense Sucks but…
Posted by: JC ()
Date: December 20, 2010 10:08AM

BigNastyFish Wrote:
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>
> I was 35 years in FL and now 7.5 in exile in
> Medfield MA (20 min out of Boston).

Damn, you're close to ground zero (foxboro).

Funny thing is
> this area didn't even know what football was until
> 2002 or so.


True...they could give a crap until the Pats won.


>
> The homers up here ain't all that bright about
> football but they are really high IQ on lacrosse
> and field hockey.

and Ice hockey

But then again, the nation’s
> elite HS football talent is in places like
> Florida, Georgia, Louisiana, Texas and NOT in
> these tiny weenie NE states.

it's not so much the teenie weenie as it is the cold, IMO. The south rules re football prospects.


>
> Though Howie Long was a local home-grown product.
> Score one for homies.
>

Yeah and I couldn't believe it when I first found out. Can't detect his Chuck-town accent very much.

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Re: Yea, are Offense Sucks but…
Posted by: dolfan1 ()
Date: December 20, 2010 10:21AM

Born in CT. Lived in FL for a bit. Dolphin fan since 70

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Re: Yea, are Offense Sucks but…
Posted by: berkeley223 ()
Date: December 20, 2010 10:26AM

bignasty you are a funny dude

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Re: Yea, are Offense Sucks but…
Posted by: BigNastyFish ()
Date: December 20, 2010 10:28AM


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Re: Yea, are Offense Sucks but…
Posted by: dolfan1 ()
Date: December 20, 2010 11:03AM

BigNastyFish Wrote:
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> dolfan1,
>
> Wow. You're like old...and wise
>
> It's too bad we can't find a way to get
> competitive with NE.
>
> I mean they have ESPN blowing their trumpet and
> we've got...
>
> Mark Anthony?
>
> Hark the Miami Herald angels sing, glory to the
> football king.
>
> This poor franchise has been suffering for way too
> long.
>
> Please Santa. Please…

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