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Add the parcels speak and what a media circus
Posted by: Phinjim ()
Date: April 29, 2010 09:07AM

Pardon me ... but have we gone off the deep end?

With no connection to the Dez bryant thing, but how the heck is it okay to throw a joke out like Bell did, and then lose it over a "momma joke"

I do believe we've gone over the edge.

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Re: Add the parcels speak and what a media circus
Posted by: Phinjim ()
Date: April 29, 2010 09:09AM

Can't imagine what happens on the field when other players throw out the momma jokes to get them to snap ... somehow that is different? Hmmm

Wonder if Bell returns ... after this becomes another media circus, someon will make it that way

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Re: Add the parcels speak and what a media circus
Posted by: Panteraize ()
Date: April 29, 2010 09:48AM

You guys are aware the story is a joke, right?

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Re: Add the parcels speak and what a media circus
Posted by: montequi ()
Date: April 29, 2010 10:04AM

What story? What did Bell do (or not do)? I missed it.

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Re: Add the parcels speak and what a media circus
Posted by: Phinjim ()
Date: April 29, 2010 10:06AM


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Re: Add the parcels speak and what a media circus
Posted by: montequi ()
Date: April 29, 2010 10:12AM

That's pretty funny, actually!

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Re: Add the parcels speak and what a media circus
Posted by: Jonathan Twilley ()
Date: April 29, 2010 11:55AM

PHinjim,

I can't believe you read that and never figured out it was a joke. I was laughing from the get go. Especially considering my comment in this thread about how funny I think it is when my students get violently mad at each other when they tell "Yo mamma" jokes.

Years ago, one small obnoxious little kid kept telling these jokes over and over despite my demands to be quiet and get back to work. This much bigger young man appropriately laughed at one directed towards his mother. Afterall the other dude didn't really know his mother. So this big kid shoots one back. I will never forget it. "Yo mamma's lips are so big, she uses spray chapstick." The litte kid freaked out. "Don't you go talkin' bout my mamma", he yelled. At this point, he flies over the desk and attacks the big kid. The big kid was stunned at first, but held the little kid off. The little dude was hysterical and flailing about while the big kid kept him at a safe distance. The big kid said, "Just like I thought, you can dish it out, but you can't take it." Few things are worse that people like that.



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 04/29/2010 06:33PM by Jonathan Twilley.

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Re: Add the parcels speak and what a media circus
Posted by: JC ()
Date: April 29, 2010 12:10PM

The whole thing read like a story on The Onion, only it was funnier.

I mean, Nabisco getting involved over the use of the term "Wheat Thicks"?

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Re: Add the parcels speak and what a media circus
Posted by: berkeley223 ()
Date: April 29, 2010 02:31PM

yo mama's so fat she eats "wheat thicks"
that's the funniest thing I've heard in awhile!

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Re: Add the parcels speak and what a media circus
Posted by: Phinjim ()
Date: April 30, 2010 06:13AM

Johnathan T - Sorry but took it hook line and sinker. I rarely read the reader comments, and of late put nothing past the combo of reporter hype of FO / player public forays.

Perhaps dulled by the rash of misteps and or reporting slants (which ever way you want to read it:

Dez thing, Safety (Ryan visit), JT departure, seems like either someone is dumping a story for personal gain, or the FO is stepping on their (self?) with regularity of late.

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Re: Add the parcels speak and what a media circus
Posted by: MikeO ()
Date: April 30, 2010 12:40PM

cute.

there is a BANG video out now that is hilarious though. About how Philly traded McNabb. if you want a real laugh watch that

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