Look at the date. Look at the tags in the article for f*cks sake. "April Fools Day". Step off the ledge drama queens.
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Football won't implode. The NFL will.
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Dude...we live in the age of the internet. If you want a link to watch the game online for free, PM me.
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I don't...what? How can we actually...be competent...at GM?? Amazing!!
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Watching the AFC Championship game. Brady totally overthrows his receiver. Announcers say and I quote, "Tom Brady just throws the ball so well that it went an extra few yards." I hate you, Tom Brady. And I hate the announcers calling this game. Mostly because I can't understand them with Tom's schlong in their mouth.
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F*ck you Ireland! Don't let the door hit you in the ass on your way out!! So long! Good riddance! Have fun sucking at your job somewhere else! By the way, is your wife a prostitute?! Hahahahahahahahaha!!!!
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Sherman should call one last play. "Go" if he wants to drive home after he's fired, or "Go-Go" if he's taking a flight.
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RT throws another interception. Game over. Season over. Let the rage begin.
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Miami has the Dolphins A shitty Football Team We take the ball from goal to goal Only in my dreams We're throwing picks, we're getting sacked We're never in control And when you say Miami You're talking Toilet Bowl 'Cause we're the... Miami Dolphins, Miami Dolphins, Miami Dolphins really suck! Yes we're the... Miami Dolphins, Miami Dolphins, Miami Dolphins f*cking suck!
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What are you talking about? His answer was to call the same 3 plays over and over and over again!! HOW COULD THAT NOT WORK?!?!?!?!
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I turned it off. I'm frothing at the mouth over this loss.
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6 yards of offense in the 3rd quarter. I want to rip somethings head off.
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You'll have to remind me what a "run" is again. As a Dolphins fan, I don't know what that is.
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Sherman is calling the plays. You know the ones...there are only 3. Delayed handoff up the middle 7 step short-intermediate pass Run up the middle
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His stupidity is mind-blowing.
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Too busy getting sacked on 3rd down.
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What am I watching? What is this? How is it possible for somebody to suck as bad as Daniel Thomas? How can an entire offensive line act like they play the game with blindfolds and earplugs?
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SACK SACK SACK SACK SACK SACK SACK SACK
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We should definitely have Daniel Thomas keep blocking. He's doing a bang-up job.
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Nice!
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Tannehill sucks. Bench him.
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Tannehill sucks.
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How can an NFL quarterback be so inept at throwing the deep ball? RT has a lot of work to do.
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For what it's worth, Geno Smith is God awful
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He is pure and utter shite
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Surprised no one's started this yet. RT needs to stop holding on to the ball all day. We also need a new kicker.
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It's spelled "moron" not "moran". Ahh, delicious irony. Philbin is one of the few reasons we have as many wins as we do.
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Dance dance dance the night away SACKED GAME OVER LOLPHINS LOSE AGAIN!!!
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Incoming underthrown deep ball that gets intercepted!
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