Selling For Less Than Tickets To Local Miami Zoo........

Both the Miami Dolphins and Washington Redskins are both winless going into week 6 and they play each other next Sunday in what many are calling the “Tank Bowl”.

The Redskins are a steaming pile of garbage who just fired their head coach Jay Gruden and are stunting the growth of first round pick Dwayne Haskins.

The Dolphins are coming off a bye but have been outscored by 137 points in 4 games and Fins fans are fed up with team’s ineptitude.

This game is so bad that it’s more expensive to get tickets to the local Miami zoo than it is to buy tickets to watch the Redskins and the Dolphins play on Sunday.

$16 Miami Dolphins

$23. To get into the zoo......

Pick your poison. Both places your paying to watch a bunch of animals take a shit on the grass.......At least the Zoo has a better Logo......

Go Miami!

GO DOLPHINS!!!!



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 10/10/2019 10:04AM by TreasurecoastPhinsfan.

Wish I lived closer I would be in the stands cheering for the Dolphins.

I agree with astro34. If I lived close enough $16 is right in my affordable zone.

I will be there. Cheapest seats... .. then with a few handshakes I'll be sitting in all the open seats near the field. 2007 I was actually given tickets free to avoid television blackouts.

GO DOLPHINS!!!!

TreasurecoastPhinsfan Wrote:
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> Selling For Less Than Tickets To Local Miami
> Zoo........
>
> Both the Miami Dolphins and Washington Redskins
> are both winless going into week 6 and they play
> each other next Sunday in what many are calling
> the “Tank Bowl”.
>
> The Redskins are a steaming pile of garbage who
> just fired their head coach Jay Gruden and are
> stunting the growth of first round pick Dwayne
> Haskins.
>
> The Dolphins are coming off a bye but have been
> outscored by 137 points in 4 games and Fins fans
> are fed up with team’s ineptitude.
>
> This game is so bad that it’s more expensive to
> get tickets to the local Miami zoo than it is to
> buy tickets to watch the Redskins and the Dolphins
> play on Sunday.
>
> $16 Miami Dolphins
>
> $23. To get into the zoo......
>
> Pick your poison. Both places your paying to
> watch a bunch of animals take a shit on the
> grass.......At least the Zoo has a better
> Logo......
>
> Go Miami!


This has to be one of the funniest posts I've ever read. You made my day!

Glad to do it!!

The field greens keepers are busy this morning.....Ross had to buy some new pooper scoopers .....most of it in the endzone.

GO DOLPHINS!!!!