TreasurecoastPhinsfan Wrote:
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> Selling For Less Than Tickets To Local Miami
> Zoo........
>
> Both the Miami Dolphins and Washington Redskins
> are both winless going into week 6 and they play
> each other next Sunday in what many are calling
> the “Tank Bowl”.
>
> The Redskins are a steaming pile of garbage who
> just fired their head coach Jay Gruden and are
> stunting the growth of first round pick Dwayne
> Haskins.
>
> The Dolphins are coming off a bye but have been
> outscored by 137 points in 4 games and Fins fans
> are fed up with team’s ineptitude.
>
> This game is so bad that it’s more expensive to
> get tickets to the local Miami zoo than it is to
> buy tickets to watch the Redskins and the Dolphins
> play on Sunday.
>
> $16 Miami Dolphins
>
> $23. To get into the zoo......
>
> Pick your poison. Both places your paying to
> watch a bunch of animals take a shit on the
> grass.......At least the Zoo has a better
> Logo......
>
> Go Miami!
This has to be one of the funniest posts I've ever read. You made my day!